Ch2 26
Seriously Hass. He’s got a serious advantage with that reach he has. How do you plan on even hitting him? Unless you plan on using some kind of power that no one would think you have, there’s no possible way you’re going to beat someone who’s been trained to take on all the monsters of the 9 planes.
“Short-lived life” is a bit redundant; “short life” would probably work better.
And here we find out that Lark has a heart of gold! Truly a prime example of preemptive sympathy, clear reasoning and healthy living! He probably also doesn’t wanna get stuck with another whiny guardian who has no idea that the real world includes the risk of stepping in cow pies.
LOL! I wonder how many guardians he’s had that have been wide eyed and bushy tailed. Answer too many.
He has had squirrels for guardians ?
Man, no wonder they die so easily!
Squirrel Girl was the leader of the Guardians for a while… oh, wrong Galaxy.
Hey, if Lark’s previous Guardians had been squirrels, they might have lasted a while. For reference, please watch a couple of BBC documentaries, named Daylight Robbery & Daylight Robbery 2. Watching them, I’ve learned to never underestimate a squirrel…Who else do you know that can run up or down a tree at full speed with his nuts in his mouth?
Actually, there’s a simple way for her to hit him: While he’s holding her at bay, lift the orb and touch his arm. Long arms don’t help that much when your opponent achieves her goal just by touching you.
Yes but that would mean Hass would have to realize that and not have tunnel vision of – “I’m going to stick this orb in your chest if it’s the last thing I do!”
Pretty succinctly proved he knows what he is doing in countering her without breaking a sweat.
Who would have thought a guy who fights monsters for a living could dodge the attack of an inexperienced guardian XD? But yes, Lark is more then just a pretty body, I mean face =3
I dunno man, that body is pretty sweet.
Well, if Hasera believes he’s not the genuine article, she might not assume he had Lark’s fighting ability.
Hasera doesn’t strike me as the type to give up before reality has firmly slapped her in the face.
That you are right Wizard, Hass is not about to give up yet!
No, no, reality has already slapped her across the face.
Now it’s time to slap that ass !
Spankings are in order.
I believe you mean…
https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lOKe8QCudQVPbO/giphy.gif
YES … and after that, the oral sex!
Lark is suddenly awesome, what with the moving-skill and the total decency thing (I mean at this point, regret it or not Has deserves to be stuck to him and he’s being thoroughly decent about the whole deal).
Hasera is endlessly hilarious, especially in that last panel.
I can’t help but think that the little caption under the page almost insists that something like that is going to happen….a power nobody would think you have…sure.
But more than anything, what sticks out to me is the expression on that poor bewildered elf. She’s just sitting there like she’s thinking “Ok…..is my part done here?”
Interestingly, Lark is worried about her, not himself.
He could end up with an annoying guardian for life.
Well, true, most likely for *her* life … bus still, that could be weeks!
It should also be interesting what he’ll say when he learns that she cannot cast healing spells ?
Probably that he’s worried it will reduce her life-expectancy even further; she can’t heal herself either!
He probably doesn’t know that. The two of them just met, after all. Wonder how angry he’ll be when he finds out they sent him a defective Guardian.
Considering that he seems to not want a guardian at all, he probably won’t be too angry about that. It’s possible that Hasera having a different set of skills may even prove to be an asset in Lark’s case.
I don’t see how not having any healing spells would reduce her life-expectancy even further, having healing spells is pretty useless when squished by a giant or roasted by a dragon.
It certainly didn’t help any of the other guardians before her.
There is only so much a Guardian can do. Everyone knows you can only request so much from the Gods before your requests fall on deaf ears.
‘Protect my Champion’
Ok
‘Prevent my Champion from becoming paste on the ground because of a Giant’s fist!’
Ok
‘Protect me from the Giant’s foot coming down!’
You did not enact enough of a groveling tone in your previous request, therefore Ith’Ir has seen it fit to not fulfill your requested prayer. Please try again in a few minutes.
‘protect m-eeeeeek!’ splat.
Maybe it’s politically motivated. Could be he’s sick of heroing and not allowed to do it without sidek- eh, Guardian?
Someone will soon guard a door like a good butler, while her master is busy being private.