Ch6 19
Being a sorceress has its advantages! One of the primary benefits is keeping your spouse in line!
Looks like Gurtie was right about Magnus, at least. God blood with super speed.
You’d think that it would mean Magnus was the best Champion there ever was. Sadly, that is not the case. The collateral damage caused by his incessant boasting, show boating and tom foolery often times doubled, if not tripled, the contract amount. He actually holds the title for the quickest retirement among Champions, though, somehow, his family is still rolling in rounds.
I wonder why – or, more truly, I’d love to hear your theories as to why Magnus’ family is considered one of the wealthiest families in all of Alteria! Please, go nuts 🙂
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The amount of money they pay his family NOT to take up being a Champion again . . . ?
Hah!
They run a lucrative (if sometimes unreliable) protection racket. “Pay us, or we accidentally destroy your home in our family drama.”
Nice work if you can get it. 🤑
I’m assuming momma Melinda makes banks whenever she feels so inclined. That and/or Nana was a very shrewd investor over a very long time.
Evyl chuckle, it seems he knows his place. Also, did Lark do something with his hair? It seems different some how, nice. But, eh.
I agree with firs post they pay they not to let the man out into the general public. I think also Melinda is probably paid to never make a spherical birthday cake again.
Hello long-haired Lark! I bet his mom made him a nice shirt too. I’m also certain said new shirt will make it two minutes outside the house after the party before getting destroyed.
You give it two minutes? o_O
The new dress for Hass has a lot of Southern Exposure, Jenny is wearing what amounts to a bikini, and Melinda’s dress has morphed into what appears to be just a skimpy slip or nightgown. Is this going to be a family birthday dinner or an orgy? I’m certain Magnus would prefer the latter.
Izzat the inclusive or the exclusive OR? Febrile minds want to gno[[sic].
They’re rich because of shenanigans. It’s always shenanigans.
Before her accident, Grand-mama Anna was a seer, yes?
Where do you draw the lines between “wise investments,” “visions of the future,” and “insider trading”?
That all depends on which palms you grease and whether or not you get caught, I’d say!
Those are some huge tracts of land.
The sorceress sells accessories that automatically zapp her husband if he comes to close. Its an essential for every noble. And is sold in a variety zapp ranges.
Some kind of ‘Magnus repulsor ray?” Or ‘any husband’, making it a sort of ‘chastity’ belt for the young and a ‘I said I had a headache’ belt for the married?