Ch7 05
Oh Magnus… Magnus, Magnus, Magnus. He’s like a train wreck that ran into another train wreck at the circus. Every second you’re enthralled by it, you wonder how it came to this. You just can’t look away
I wonder what kind of sick, twisted person did this to our hero when he was younger.
I did say it was all connected…
Thoughts? Theories?
Look, it’s “Ty, by the way,” also known as, “Don’t get attached to anyone you see, because this will be the only time they ever come up,” from last November 4th.
It strikes me that it would really SUCK to rescue elven royalty from your non-preferred gender…
Well I guess the Elven society must be very picky about their heroes. Since from lore they don’t seem like they want a Shrek saving their princess or prince. Also Jefferson doesn’t seem to happy about being the Lark in fact he seems almost bitter I would dare say.
Not everybody is enthusiastic about carrying on a family business. Maybe 14 & 1/2 year old Jefferson had other dreams of what he wanted to do when he grew up.
You mean he wanted to be a dentist?
No, cetacean urologist. It’s a new and exciting field.
I was actually being sarcastic with my comment. I am well aware of people not wanting to follow in the footsteps of their parents. Very well personally acquainted with that notion.
That seems like an odd law, for both parties involved. Rescuer has to or face execution, but it doesn’t sound like the rescue has much choice either. And of course there’s the added complications should a royal brat/child need to be rescued…
Maybe elven royalty is expected to be self-sufficient? “If you get rescued, you gotta bed your rescuer, so unless you feel like rolling the dice you need to get yourself out of that bad situation”
Royalty also uses this to find adequate mates if their children are considered too… haughty for their peers. Stick them in a tower, offer a reward for their rescuing…
Of course, others do it because they’re jerks and just want to rush of someone fighting THEIR OWN PAID FORCES in order for them to get their blood pumping.
Elves are weird in this world.
So your saying that it’s pretty much like our world?
jeezus, tell me the elven princess was at least into the idea or this comic has taken a dark turn…
Oh. Don’t worry. You’ll meet her.
Also, welcome to our story telling: Bright colours! Funny characters! Dark world!
Are you going to tell him about the you know what, in the you know where.
The princess was Magnus in a wig!
And maybe he called himself “Loani” .. and once Jefferson realized it was Magnus,
Magnus handed Jefferson his fake tits, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
maybe that’s why Jefferson keeps using the curse “Loani’s tits” !!
Crazy Theory time :
Once upon a time, a beautiful Elven Princess was being courted by .. a pretty horrific demon prince .. he was like .. eww !
So she bought a piece of land, and hired a mercenary spakling dragon to guard the entrance.
The Demon Prince tried to “save” the princess from the dragon, but the dragon ate him … 5 times in a row !!!
Then, one day while Jefferson, aka. The Lark, was out playing with dragons,
this crazy Elven Princess appeared and claimed that he has rescued her!
And that is how, The Lark, “saved” the princess !
Seems legit, considering this story and the total insanity of some of the cast.
… he just wanted to play with the dragons !! 🤣
Maggie was the one who kidnapped the princess, and locked her in Jeffy-boy’s bedroom while he was at school
That was a “lady of the night” and Magnus thought that he would introduce his son to his more primal urges by having him be locked in a room with a curvaceous woman on his twelfth birthday. There was a lawsuit. Suffice to say, Magnus is no longer allowed at any and all ‘established’ and ‘reputable’ social clubs…
This was also the point where Jefferson officially no longer looked up to his dad.
To this day, Magnus is not sure what he did wrong.
I could totally see Magnus obnoxiously trying to live vicariously through his son now that he as been rendered monogamous.
https://www.myherocomic.com/comic/ch1-19 I assume this is the Princess in question and that her soul goal in becoming a champion is to hunt down Jeffery. I’m also going to take a wild guess that it was her first time as well and she was about as happy about it as he was. I don’t think Magnus kidnapped her himself but when he heard the details of the quest I am certain he thought to himself how much fun it would be to retire and force his son to complete it.
Also her ex and his ex working together is just too perfect to have not been planned
Quit spoiling my plots! 😛
Quit reading my notes!